Martin's virtual lair

We have all been at a point where we felt so angry about a glitch with our printer that we would have liked to thrash the useless piece of junk. Apparently the folks at HP Support share our grievances, as they encourage us to throw their own products out the window and to celebrate the accomplished task. On various HP support pages relating to All-In-One printers (for example here) I found the following step-by-step instructions that are given to make jammed carriages work again:

"Throw the All-In-One out the window,[...] then stand cheering on the balcony." - It would certainly be interesting to find out if the warranty covers accidental damages arising from these repair guidelines.